An interview with Cupid

An interview with Cupid.

Welcome Cupid!

Thanks for coming!

( applause)

Good to be here!

So Cupid!

The question on everyone's hearts

at the moment.

" How long does love last?"

"Well, that depends on the arrowhead used." replies Cupid.

" Sometimes love kills!'

"If the arrowhead is too big, in too deep."

"On the other hand, a scratch can mean love won't last, sadly!"

" So there's no guarantees then?"

" No! Not at all, I'm afraid!"

Hmmh! Moving on!

I hear you're changing with the times.

"Yes! We do shower parties now!"

"Celebrating Divorces!"

" Tell us more!"

"Well, it's either a 12 gauge or a 20 gauge used!"

"Personal preference?"

" Of course!"

" Depending on how quick you want the experience to last."

"Oh! Sounds final then!"

"Yes! Very!"

" It's a Real Blast!"

Reviews

[softlyfall]

Bittersweet and wry, how very Andrew-ish.
Andrew, consider yourself lucky that you are too far away to spank.

[andrew mitchell]

lmao thank you amy lol lol thanks for your humorous review :)