Reverse Psychology.

Reverse Psychology.

A Poem by andrew mitchell

Reverse Psychology
I did a new course!
I'm trying Reverse Psychology.
Today the bedroom,
tomorrow the world!
No! I dont like you going around the house all naked.
Pleeeease don't wear those black lace stockings with suspenders only,
you know they hurt my eyes! That look of lov-v-v-ve!
I beg you! No! No! Don't remove both our clothes
for a bath together followed by some hanky panky moments
then rest and relaxation. Don't! Stop!
Twenty-four hours later, nothing.
Must take a while to kick in.
Thirty -six hours later... still nothing.
Why is she taking so long?
Waiting! Waiting.............
........ still.....waiting!   Nothing!
I bet she did that course.......
" Selective Hearing"
Doesn't she know, that's for men only!

© 2016 andrew mitchell


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lol Amusing Andrew...clever too...woven together well :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

Thank you Poppy just a bit of fun
Quirky and comical :) love the ending! Thanks for the laugh

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

Thank you dear poet A. Marie
I'm glad I came across this today. Put a smile on my face, as is usual with your writing!
~M.Babu~

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

Thank you M.Babu
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Andrew...you have a great artistic sense of humor :-)

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

What doesn't reverse psychology work on you either lynn?????
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9 Years Ago

Um, well, sometimes I let it work. Depends on how cute the acting is lol
andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

i will keep that in mind, thanks for the tip cute acting!!!
nice twist...and that twenty four hour thing....had me singing Gene Pitney..."i was only twenty four hours from tulsa...only one day away from your arms..."

and yet in this house...twenty four hours is like twenty four years...with the lack of communication...

very funny write...

j.

Posted 9 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

9 Years Ago

was that a burt bacharach song? thank you jacob for your words
jacob erin-cilberto

9 Years Ago

he might have written it-

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andrew mitchell
andrew mitchell

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