Sometimes crime pays handsomely!

The only time
I ever had a lot
of money was...
when I was banker
on monopoly,
when I played
by myself.

Funny thing was,
I robbed my own bank
and didn't go to jail.

Who says crime doesn't pay
on the play!


Then I got done
for counterfeiting,
at Woolworths.

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

Ahh - this calls to mind the age-old saying "When one plays by oneself one is always the winner." Anon

- not sure if it's 'by oneself' or 'with oneself'
:D

- now see what you started Mr Mitchell!!
great craic...lol

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Tony , still in a dilemma whether the last stanza is ok to leave or give the flick lol. Merry Xmas to you and yours.:)

[Valentine]

Laughing out loud. I have to remember to tell this one to my niece. Valentine

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Kathie and I will get a chance to read yours in return.