My darling Morgana Le Fay, so pleased to meet your acquaintance!

You may not understand this write if not familiar with the movie Excalibur!

My darling Morgana Le Fay, so pleased to meet your acquaintance!

When all else fails in dating

try the " Chant of Making.",

but only if she's Irish.

When the bedroom scene

became a moment of awkwardness;

it was time to cast thy spell

" thou omen for making!"

In old Irish: 

Anal nathrach, orth bhaiss bethad, do chel denmha.

Anal nathrach,orth bhaiss bethad, do chel denmha.

In english:

Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making.

Bring forth, for I bestow

on this fair maiden,  Morgana Le Fay

my serpent which shall

remove your clothes

in a most hurried whipping fashion,

exposing your pink bits

which he shall runneth over.

( that's all the Irish I know! Back to the story!)

How old did you say you were?

Stop right there!

You maybe on cloud nine

but you're certainly  looking much older !

A word of advice,

for goodness sake,

don't use spells if you're not

qualified to do so.

We tried in Australia and failed

in the " Chant of Jimmy Blacksmith."

Author's Note

the chant of Jimmy Blacksmith is a australian movie from the seventies.