In an Octopussy's garden.

In an Octopussy's garden.

She had a whale of a time

on the first date,

especially after being with  

Clammy the clam.

" Octopus, you are all hands!"

" Tentacles Madam,

but thank you,

I'm  actually getting

quite attached to you."

" So how long have you been a masseuse?"

 I heard they said.

A sucker is born every minute!

Then he remembered....

Get your dirty paws off me,you dirty ape!"

Reviews

[Ken Simm.]

What I like about your work is the unadulterated wit that comes through every line. It takes the reader to a place, like all good writing and then gives him a push and a surprise. Causing this reader most times to laugh out loud.

[andrew mitchell]

This is the kindest of reviews Ken, thank you dear poet.

[Dr. Wood ?]

The Beatles never quite saw it like this Andrew, it did make me smile though