Bits and pieces.

monty pythonish!

In the land of the bewitched;

being bits and pieces,

there were no more bits

as there were pieces,

but one thing was for sure,

on removing her bits

you wanted a piece

of her action,

however living in the 

land of confusion,

maybe, removing her pieces,

you wanted a bit.

Anyway, male historians

being an expert on these matters

deliberated and commented.

" It didn't matter!"

As long as one got

a slice of heaven.

Now about her fruits......

Another slice of heaven?

Eat here or taketh away?

Cash or credit?

Okay room two in the basement.

Next!

I'll have her with passion fruit on mangoes!

Will you now!

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i love it...it's like Eve meets the Dave Clark Five...

and Adam is singing, "i'm in pieces, bits and pieces"

"since you left me and you said goodbye--all i do is sit and cry"

each bit of heaven costs us in some way...and eventually we run out of money of the heart and get evicted from paradise.

j.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you J for commenting.:)

[Tony Jordan]

Haha - you really channeled the team here Andrew and (for me) that last line was definitely delivered by Cleese in his big gangly starey disapproving voice lol

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Tony its brief cos its 39 c in my writing room. Its hot!