A world for rent!

There was no room
for world peace,
but there was
plenty of room
for error.

Previous tenants
have been evicted.

A world to rent,
conditions apply.

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

Such a poignant write.
However....It'll look like a well used frat house when this party's over mate. I'm gonna get a bottle of Whisky to keep for ahem...emergencies and make my way onto my roof to watch the beautiful thousand sun spectacle - only 5 miles from a major target so - poof - Tony was 'ere... lol

[andrew mitchell]

Yes a lot of beef jerky may come about! Thanks for reading my scribbles Tony!l

[Tony Jordan]

haha reminds me of the joke about the Irishman who gets caught by a tribe of cannibals who eat their victims and use skin for canoes - he ends up forking himself to death (not THAT kind of forking - he does it with a fork lol) screaming 'You'll not make a canoe out of me!!" lol
I'm crap at jokes - I'll get me coat...

[andrew mitchell]

ok thats a bad irish joke lol, i heard a beauty but its too long to write about the murphy twins

[Tony Jordan]

Here's the proper telling of that one -
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are captured by cannibals. They are all tied to posts awaiting their fate when the chief comes up to them and says to them “ We are going to kill you, then skin you and make canoes out of your skins. Do you have any last requests?”
The Englishman says “Yes I would like a pint of bitter and a roast beef dinner please.”
The cannibals are quite civilised and they prepare it for him. Then they kill him, skin him and make a canoe.
The Scotsman is next and he asks for a malt whiskey and a haggis supper. The cannibals get this and then kill him. When it’s the Irishman’s turn he asks for a pint of Guinness and a fork. Puzzled the cannibals get it for him and when they hand the fork over the Irishman snatches it off them and proceeds to violently stab himself all over with the fork. He says “You are not going to make a canoe out off me.”

[andrew mitchell]

lmao fantastic lol