This is the BBC World News Reporting.

In the World arena of playgrounds,

two naughty boys have failed dictation,

one having bad wind, the other

throwing darts in the sea.

While two stubborn bullies look on,

but fighting for power,

amongst themselves

unaware....

a third party, awaits

quietly on the outcome;

to rule the World

in the Year of the Dragon.

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

I hope to God this turns out to be one of those 'fake news' items
:S

[Tony Jordan]

Hey if the end of the world comes - do you guys get it first ...13 hours before us ....like Xmas and New Years....?
;P

[andrew mitchell]

probably knowing my luck, burnt cup of tea then!