How was the trip?

How was the trip to Scotland?

Just offal!
Offal! Offal! Offal!

You mean awful!

Yes! That too!

So how was the food?

Offal!

And the weather?

Cold and offal!

What about the folks?

Just wee offal!
Offal! Offal!

I see! How awful!

No! It was offal!

Reviews

[Ken Simm.]

Now am I going to take this sitting down? No Andrew I am not.
You are talking about my beloved country and one of my favourite foods. You obviously were not eating your haggis right. Or perhaps you were eating farmed haggis not the wild variety. I prefer the left footed wild caught haggis myself.

[andrew mitchell]

Lol Ken, wild haggis it is! Thanks for reading my friend.

[Ruth]

Offal...yuk...I had one of the most strangest experiences in Scotland a few years back when I visited friends...still not recovered lol Clever piece Andrew...thankfully I am vegetarian ;)

[andrew mitchell]

lol thank you poppy