The truth, the utter truth about Scots, kilts, wee undies and Braveheart! Strewth!

When the Scots wanted freedom

from the English,

it wasn't exactly the offer

they had in mind.

To gain their inaugural freedom,

the Scots had to give up

all rights and copyrights

to their undies, never to

be worn under their Kilts, ever.

This proved beneficial to the English,

(later to be called Poms by the Aussies)

only having a bath once a week.

They could now have

a fresh pair of undies

every stinking day of the week.

The honour.... of first starting

the proceedings, and becoming

a national hero was a Scottish chap

who dropped his draws

called Braveheart.

And so they danced,

with a jingle in their dangles,

blowing their bagpipes,

but were forbidden,

yes, forbidden,

against the Law

to do handstands and cartwheels.

Meanwhile, in Australia,

thanks to the British,

and God save the Queen anthem,

over a barbie and a few beers:

we all wear jocks,

and the brand name is Holeproof.

The END.

A pritty face suits the dish-cloot!

Aye!

Whit's fur ye'll no go past ye!

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

A highland dweller (see K.Simm below) once told me that the haggis was a hard wee beastie to catch - how much more dangerous would it be chasing them through the heather and the thistles withoot any drawers !!
lol

Great bit of craic A.M.
xD

[andrew mitchell]

just poking a bit of fun now that its getting colder, it's too bad john mcfayden doesn't accept requests lmao

[Ken Simm.]

An Englishman living in Scotland replies to this here and says whist man where do ye want the flowers sending?
You seem to enjoy my adopted country with this wicked wee grand poem.

[andrew mitchell]

Lol thanks Ken, I have a Scottish background, my grandfather was named Fred but everyone called him jock? Funny that!

[Ken Simm.]

Thats the Andrew in ye then.

[andrew mitchell]

aye it tis

[Gee]

And if I show this to my good lady wife's you'll be getting the " malkie " my little green and gold clad wordsmith.
Hope all is well with you and yours my friend

[andrew mitchell]

Lmao thanks gee lol. I hope that translates that your wife agrees! :-) :-)

[Gee]

When she roused I will let you know !!!

[andrew mitchell]

lol.................