Christmas Carols for the straight jacket!

Based on Grumpy old men at Christmas.

For him, Christmas Carols only brought on

an obsessive compulsive disorder -

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, batman smells....

however, he was also found to be narcissistic;

Hark the Herald Angels that sing about me!

Followed by the attack of the paranoia;

Santa Claus is coming to get me!

And with dementia coming on;

he thinks he'll be home for Christmas,

but with all multiple personality disorders-

we three Kings are disorientated, we are,

he developed schizophrenia;

Do you hear what I hear?

Someone's unwrapping his presents!!

Now, where's my straight jacket?