A news flash on the improbable!

Good evening!

A news flash from the BBC.

A caged hen has escaped

activity and has been

reunited with the free range rooster

called Randy!

Will there be happy eggs after?

Who knows!

How egg-citing!

A getting laid honeymoon in the wings here!

Still, no word

on the nursing homes

of a breakout-

a pensioner on the run

that escaped and survived.

We can only hope!

Until then catch the reruns

the TV series the Fugitive 

seven nights a week

to give someone an idea.

This is the BBC reporting.