I want to be a seagull!

Why did the chicken
cross the road?
To get to the plastic surgeon
because no one eats a seagull
at Christmas.

Reviews

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Smart chicken! Who thinks like you Andrew- nobody! Fractured but Fabulous- ha! Love this!

[andrew mitchell]

Haha just influenced by the likes of Monty python, spike Milligan, billy Connelly to name a few. Thanks for stopping by Annette and have a happy festive season and just remember Santa knows where all the bad girls live!😇😀

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Oh no!!! Shhhhhhhhhh! Ha! :):) Have wonderful Christamas Andrew & may the Holy Grail be with you!

[Karen Redburn]

Haha, love this bit of levity. Thanks for the laugh!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks for the smile Karen and Xmas greetings to you.

[Karen Redburn]

Best wishes to you and yours as well my friend!

[Sami Khalil]

I don't know how you come up with these hilarious but truthful sagas but they are good.
Merry Christmas

[andrew mitchell]

Merry Christmas Sami, yes its a bad time of the year if you are a bird or a ham!

[Sami Khalil]

Hahaha. So true. You are welcome.