All was finally revealed! Thank God!

For Adam and Eve
it took three long seasons
to find out....

What was really behind those vine leaves!  It happened when autumn arrived
when on the drop things got
really hot and spicy.

There was much beatings
about the bush but
one must realise
there were no Gillette lady’s shavers
or no more tangles hair shampoo back then.

From the extended full version
of the bible and not the director’s cut!

Reviews

[Tony Jordan]

It must have surely looked that each of them was sheltering a furry animal in their nether-regions when the leaves fell. A bit like the 70's.
Witty piece A.M. with a more than a modicum of metaphor.

[andrew mitchell]

lol yes very much the seventies as was earth back then heavy with vegetation now almost bald.