When the murderer spud off!

Of things that go
bump in the night,
things go thud as well.

It was awful,
the massacre
we were rounded up,
washed, sorted, peeled,
and sliced.
I saw some diced.

What did you do then Mr Spud?
Well I rolled up to get help!
Who dunnit, any clues?
It was McCain’s
I know that frozen packaging anywhere!

Then what happened?
They were showered in chicken salt
and baked.
It was terrible.
No survivors then!
No! All were eaten!

Poor Mr Wedge and Shoestring!
That will be all Mr Spud.

Reviews

[Lyn Anderson]

A great little mash up here. I think you might have forgotten the ED on the end of happen, but maybe that's how potatoes speak, I don't know spudian. :)