Don’t eat me!

Apparently plants feel pain
lucky for us
we don’t have that decibel range
to hear plants talk.

Imagine eating lettuce
while hearing pleas of
Don’t eat me!
Don’t eat me please!
Murderer! Murderer!
Murderer!

Who wants to be a vegan now?

Reviews

[barleygirl]

STOP THIS! Isn't it bad enuf to justify my desire to eat meat? *smile* Very imaginative spoof on all the ways we are made to feel bad about what we eat! Life is tough when you're an apex predator! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[andrew mitchell]

lol Margie. Thank you for stopping by!

[Kelly Scheppers]

Lol, it sure would shut your conscience up, wouldn't it?

[andrew mitchell]

Indeed Kelly Yes!

[Chris Shaw]

Funny Andrew. I will share this with our Robbie who wants to be vegan. Vegetarian, I understand. Vegan, I can't get my head round. I think it's a fad. It will pass hopefully.

Chris

[andrew mitchell]

Yes hopefully! Thanks Chris😀