A little heavenly plot of eternal peace!

A little heavenly plot of eternal peace!

A Poem by andrew mitchell

Are you satisfied
with your religion?
Too many donations, little faith.

Is your religion driving you batty?
Is your religion the right one for you?

Is your religion doing its all for you?
No!
Did I hear you say?

Well, if you need to change
go to Gods-online.com.
Yes! That's right!
Gods-online.com.  

Its easy!
Just choose the right God for you.
Plus be the first to invest in your future,
buy your retirement village Soul plan now.
Yes! You heard right!
Purchase your soul plot now,
before its too late,
avoid the overcrowding.
Don't be a lost soul!

Finally for all enquiries
for Angel positions
please register with
Angels with Wings.
Flying skills are necessary.

As always
please read the fine print
conditions apply.

Remember....
if your religion
requires you
to hate someone,
you need a new religion.

© 2018 andrew mitchell


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The last stanza hits home. Hits the nail on the head to the whole poem. Great job.

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Thank you Dawn
I like this Andrew and the points behind the funny writing. Especially that last verse. That really hit me.

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Thank you Ken, I cant believe the hatred between protescents and the Catholics
andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Protestants!
That was a fun read Andrew, and very much tongue in cheek. I appreciated the humour in your lines.

Chris

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Thank you Chris yes tv info sells are funny
now there is the tongue in cheek Andrew i have come to know! ;) is nothing sacred? ... i think you make a fine point .."religion" is not necessarily God ... and visa versa ... and you nailed (forgive me own little pun) it in closing .. if there is hate ... God does not live there .. and that ... i will invest in my friend!
E.

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Thank you Gene you made me laugh like I have lost my tongue in cheek writes you use to know! Are my .. read more
Einstein Noodle

7 Years Ago

:) ................. your poetry is always witty and inspiring ... some more deep than others ... an.. read more
andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

haha thanks Gene love ye too man, we have shared a few laughs!
quite the infomercial andrew. enjoyed the "plot" (pun intended). to need a new one, one would have to have one first ... :)

Posted 7 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

7 Years Ago

Thank you Pete just love those sale ads lol

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andrew mitchell
andrew mitchell

adelaide, Australia



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