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Reviews

[Iam-me]

The last stanza hits home. Hits the nail on the head to the whole poem. Great job.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Dawn

[Ken Simm.]

I like this Andrew and the points behind the funny writing. Especially that last verse. That really hit me.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Ken, I cant believe the hatred between protescents and the Catholics

[andrew mitchell]

Protestants!

[Chris Shaw]

That was a fun read Andrew, and very much tongue in cheek. I appreciated the humour in your lines.

Chris

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Chris yes tv info sells are funny

[Einstein Noodle]

now there is the tongue in cheek Andrew i have come to know! ;) is nothing sacred? ... i think you make a fine point .."religion" is not necessarily God ... and visa versa ... and you nailed (forgive me own little pun) it in closing .. if there is hate ... God does not live there .. and that ... i will invest in my friend!
E.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Gene you made me laugh like I have lost my tongue in cheek writes you use to know! Are my writes that bad lol!:) Thank you Sir!:)

[Einstein Noodle]

:) ................. your poetry is always witty and inspiring ... some more deep than others ... and you do it with such imagination and brevity .. love ya man! ;)

[andrew mitchell]

haha thanks Gene love ye too man, we have shared a few laughs!

[Pete]

quite the infomercial andrew. enjoyed the "plot" (pun intended). to need a new one, one would have to have one first ... :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Pete just love those sale ads lol