The book of tears produced laughter!

Not for the happy clappers! Sorry!

The book of heaven

was based on a book of lies:

just ask Noah

who took on two termites

that ate the boat

to see pairs of animals drown.

Yes, no one wrote about that

in the bible did they!

Tch! tch! tch!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

We were told all went well!

Well, it Didn't!

And to think there are 

no writings by Jesus at all!

Did not one of his disciples

have a pencil at the last supper?

Who in God's name was taking notes?

Is it because he used 

swear words a lot

like F**k this,

for Christ's sake!,

or Lord give me strength!

Just another hastily written book

on a topic pushed onto self 

to believe or burn in hell!

Frankly, I'm still upset

about the animals who drowned,

the mosquitoes deliverance

of the continual itch I have suffered

and the  flies that survived

all in the name of God!

Give me a break!

Work is hard enough!

Amen!