Not the old news!

So you haven’t heard
the news then?
Well, it’s old news anyway!
How old?
Give it time
and it will be ancient.
Yes! It’s for today
but it’s all yesterday’s.
They shouldn’t call it the news!
I know! They should call it
The Yesterday’s!
I tried to tell them,
but it’s old news!
No one likes old news!
That’s why they say
“And now for the news!”
At least it’s not
the nine o’clock news!
Yes! That’s way too funny!

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

it's true...what happens and is reported is never reported until it has already happened...

tune in to see what's new at ten!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks for your words and visit J.