Oh! It’s you Santa!

I can always tell that Santa
had been to America before
touching down into Australia.
He always says and I quote.
“Ho! Ho! Ho!”
And you know what that word
means in America?
Yes! Those wicked, scantily clad women of the night!
Taking advantage of the poor defenceless male species no doubt!
Well they got to Santa! Didn’t they! All three in fact!
I wonder if Mrs. Klaus knows?
Santa says it with such gusto too!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
And not Ho!, Ho!, and Ho! Either!
Just Ho!,Ho! Ho!
Wicked Santa!
Yes Wicked Santa!
I’m surprised he doesn’t land
in Australia guns a blazing shouting:
Merry massacre everybody! Merry massacre!
They do that a lot in America you know!
Yes! I read about it a lot in the papers.
Terrible business!
Happens a lot in schools.
Yes! Must be to do with the educational system over there.
A bit like culling our kangaroos in Australia!
Yes! Just too many! Terrible business!
I’m glad we have gun laws here!
Yes! Me too!
Can you imagine Santa entering the country
nude with his gun belt on, blasting away the town
with three naked ladies of the night
hanging off his shoulders!
What were their names?
Ho! Ho! and Ho!
That’s right!
Sorry I can’t imagine! I Perish the thought!
Maybe, that why we didn’t get what
we asked for last Christmas?
Yes! A right ole massacre that one!
Yes! What a stuff up!
Got a nude women in a stocking!
Yes I do remember!
Your wifey was spitting chips!
Must have been one of Santa’s helpers!
Yes! Must have been!
Oh well! Merry massacre!
Yes Merry massacre to you too!

The end.
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Reviews

[Coyote Poetry]

Santa and three nude woman. A Merry Christmas for some. A entertaining poem shared my friend. Thank you Andrew for sharing the excellent poetry.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

Too kind John. Have a merry Christmas and to your family and many thanks for supporting my writes!