So what’s happening?

So what’s happening?
Pretty much everything this week.

I was a Christian
before I got hit
by a bus
pushed onto the road
from the footpath,


then reincarnation kicked in,
I came back Jewish!
I was not impressed with my bald spot
or the massive beard.


But it gets worse,
eating a pretzel
I then choked and died,

but as fate has it
I was reincarnated again
as a Buddhist,

and guess what?
Wearing orange
is just not my colour!

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Blimey you've had a busy week. Now that final stanza, I have to say I don't wear orange either. Entertaining read Andrew. Wishing you all the best.

Chris

[Einstein Noodle]

at least your protagonist hasn't been given up on eh!? three of the majors down ... how many more to go?? maybe four or five??? ;) a truthful searching yields the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth sir! :)))
E.

[andrew mitchell]

Lol thanks for immersing yourself in my humour Einstein

[Einstein Noodle]

Happy New Year Andrew! raising me pint to ya!

[andrew mitchell]

Happy New Year too Gene and all the trimmings lol

[Einstein Noodle]

:) .....................