Pigs might fly!

I was told

pigs might fly,

so I went down the yard

an bought myself a pig.

After much pushing and shoving

I got the pig finally

up the ladder,

and onto the roof.

Excited by this theory

I shouted one, two, three,

then I pushed,

and off the pig went

straight down to the ground

with an almighty thump.

I knew it wouldn't work,

but if pigs could fly

I bet their wings

would taste like bacon.

Delicious!