The quest of " to have more." before the Holy Grail.

Within the castle grounds

called Have-a-lot,

talk was always about

the quest " to have more."

King Want-a-lot with Queen Sit-a-lot

confided with Sir Have-a-lot.

" We just got to have more!"

With the "haves" on our side,

surely, we can squeeze more

out of the " have-nots"

until they are no more.

Meanwhile, around the campus

the fair maidens of Giggle-a-lot

frolicked their  naked bits

much to their delight by

Sir Grope-a-lot, Sir Fondle-a-lot,

and Sir Touch Inappropriately-a-lot;

all from the Isle of Sleaze.

Inside the walls, Sir Big-a-lot

was hungry but was advised

to do more exercise

by none other than

Sir Sexercise-a-lot

married to Princess Sex Take It Or Leave It More or less -a-lot.

Sir I Don't Care-a-lot

was a missing throughout

as was Sir Absentee-a-lot

who failed to show up.

Princess Bed-a-lot was all legs

in the air in bed with Sir Pants Down-a-lot,

all the while the dilemma still continues.

The "haves" still have and the "have-nots"

are not having a bar of it.

Clearly stating. " We have not the resources!"

King Want-a-lot sighs,

all the while a bumble bee

crawls into Queen Sit-a-lot's gaping knickers

witnessed by who else than

Sir Sees-a-lot wishing he was

Sir Turn The Other Cheek-a-lot.

Well that's the lot,

'til next time,

keep your lots to yourself.

Reviews

[Pete]

more, more, more - can never have enough. made me smile. i honestly don't know how you come up with this stuff andrew. that's a lot of Medieval characters for the sand castle. i suppose they left their horses in the 'parking lot'. good stuff ... :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you very much Pete and lol I forgot the parking lot! I'm just influenced by Eric Idle, John Cleese, Spike, and Peter Cook I think!

[duck]

power to this poem about highlighting corruption in upper class that HAVEALOT. clearly you have more then ALOT with your ability to shame them and I loved this poem AREALLOT. loved your humour and humiliation saying what we all see and accept goes on. rich and poor divide so well expressed in this sarcastic political poem with humour that gets top ratings and ALOT. pure gold in this poem and I have to thank you for making me laugh so much even if I had to read it 3 times to really get in to flow of it . thank you Andrew ALLOT.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you very much duck, a generous review, much appreciated.

[duck]

my pleasure. thank you for sharing. ALLOT lol

[andrew mitchell]

Don’t get many reviews so I am chuffed
Lol thanks again.

[duck]

don't ever let that put you off. make sure you keep writing.