All about How to!

After reading How to sleep

I went to bed.

Woke up okay

then in the kitchen

I read How to make coffee.

turned out just like the book said.

On reading How to get dressed

I went to the window,

but I was prepared,

I read How to look out the window

and see the world for what it is.

This episode brought out

an acute attack of melancholy

bordering on deep sadness.

Well, that's what the book said

How to beat depression early.

I then felt hungry, but I

couldn't find the book

How to eat 

which brought on anxiety attack

when I misplaced the book

How to deal with Anxiety.

Anyway, eventually I found them

after reading How to deal with the wonder years.

You know the book I mean,it covers all topics like:

I wonder where I put my car keys?

I wonder if I paid that bill?

I wonder where are my glasses?

I wonder what day it is?

Yep! You just can't help wonder

on the wonder years!

Soon I'll be reading

How to get old dreadfully

and how to stay grumpy

followed by the final How to editions:

How to get to heaven

or How to deal with hell!

Can't wait I tell you.

Reviews

[Norman 223]

Having just been reading Stephen Hawkings' book on Black Holes, I can now appreciate the title, but I still can't see the light. Can't wait to see your treatise on Hell, Andrew - do you think it's anything like Brexit......??

[andrew mitchell]

Lol yes brexit is a big problem in your country. Thanks for reviewing