The invite!

The sign said.
No Entry unless
Strict Dress Code was applied.

Please read the following:
No dresses, no skirts,
no bras, no knickers,
no socks.
High heels with suspenders
will be considered
at one’s discretion.

To apply please leave
items of clothing
at the front door
and wipe your feet.

The owner of the Nudist Harem Colony
for females over eighteen.
Under New management
to serve and to look after!

Free massages are at nine o’clock,
the lover’s banquet is at noon,
extra night entertainment by requests,
satisfaction guaranteed.

Please notify management
if one is allergic to the following
strawberries and cream,
sparkling bubblies,
and mouth watering cocktails.

Remember,
it’s come as you are
not as you will!

Reviews

[Ken Simm.]

Wicked, I tell you. Wicked!

[andrew mitchell]

Hi Ken, does that mean you didn't like it! lol It is a bit sleazy! This poem was influenced by Monty Python's Holy Grail from a scene where Sir Galahad is persuaded by beautiful maidens to stay with them and spank them, however his other knights rescue him when he didnt want to be saved. Its a modern take for fun. Thanks for commenting Ken. Always appreciated.

[Ken Simm.]

Oh it means I like it a lot. not to give you the wrong idea about me.

[andrew mitchell]

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