The dress rehearsal.

The occasion was to be 

a dress rehearsal,

but soon the catwalk 

became a cat-fight

at the party.

When long dress 

made her entry,

all the skirts whispered.

" She's hiding something!"

" Maybe, she didn't shave!"

Soon, the skirts 

were upstaged by the mini's

leaving an atmosphere

green with envy,

and a view of

bottom cupped together cheeks.

Meanwhile, the unrest continued

when the feminists arrived

having burned their bras,

but they left early

as being sexy was not

on their curriculum.

Just as the party 

was going into full swing

the late arrivals Hot pants 

and Mumble shorts (which

I might add are very short, tight shorts)

caused quite a stir.

Things of all things

got quite hot

under the collar,

and that was looking at things

from an upside down up perspective.

But just when

you thought you'd seen it all,

I was fortuitous to have witnessed

Miss G Strings and Miss Bikinis group

entry to the party_

a pretentious flirty lot

if ever I witnessed. 

But like all things

labelled the Wonders

that inherit the Earth,

always expect the unexpected.

When No-Knickers showed herself

in all her birthday suit glory,

mayhem broke out.

The talk of the room

spread like wild fire

through dry spinifex bushes.

" How could she!"

" What a nerve!"

" Nice shave!"

" Boy! She's beautiful!"

However, with the cries of admiration, laughter

and groans of envy  that insured,

taking hold of the situation together,

we surreptitiously left the party.

Only to end up

dropping my own draws

in a midnight skinny dip

at her place in the pool.

Turned out she's just

a nudist turning up

at the wrong party.

So the next day

I bought her some knickers

but to our delight

we put them on lay-by.

 

Reviews

[Neville]

Brilliant squire... you wanna borrow a blue and white check table cloth by any chance? N :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Nev, I appreciate your words and your visit.

[Neville]

my pleasure mate... visiting you is like a kid visiting the candy store under instructions to get stuck in...

[andrew mitchell]

lol well that's a big compliment i will take considering many fine writers give me the flick and i do understand i'm not up to standards but hey its freedom of speech lol. thank you sir once again.

[Neville]

some people got no taste.. others.. well .....maybe they just dont know what they're missing.. N

[andrew mitchell]

you are too kind my friend. cheers to you.

[Neville]

No problem, no worries, my pleasure.. head down, chin up and keep smiling, that's wot I say..