Mr. Bollocks I presume!

Mr. Bollocks!
Yes! That’s me.
Bollocks by name,
bollocks by nature
at your service.
You do talk a lot of bollocks then?
A load of bollocks actually!
Can I be of assistance?
No it’s okay.
I actually wanted to get
in touch with Dick.

Reviews

[kentuck14]

Andrew,
Not sure I understand the end . . . but I did enjoy the whimsical touch of this ditty. Oh . . . wait a minute . . . If I'm correct about the meaning of 'bollocks' . . . O my . . . I'm blushing!!!
Tom

[andrew mitchell]

Belated thank yous Tom . Bollocks means nonsense too which was the real theme and Dick is short for Richard lol.

[kentuck14]

I guess it was my dirty mind!!

[andrew mitchell]

Lol"."....................

[Phill Oz O'fee]

I heard Mr Richard Cranium was toying with the idea of becoming 'transgender'. Always a good bit of satirical humour from your mischevious pen my friend ... :-)

[andrew mitchell]

Haha d-head. Thanks Phil for your kind words.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I see you have not lost your dangerous, close to the edge, sense of wit Andrew. Word play all the way and you still a 'member' at the end lol!

[andrew mitchell]

Lol thanks for the smile John. Yes I’m still a ‘member’lol although not as popular! I should have been in the Monty Python era,Dave Allen, Spike Milligan era, it was more my humour, more my scene. Thanks for gracing my page John, much appreciated. Cheers.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Member as in what lays behind the codpiece Sir!

[andrew mitchell]

I know I was trying to be tactful! Avoiding going there! We are all members of the members society if male!