In the land of Baa.

In the kingdom of Baa

there was a lot of

baa going on.

Baa Baaton!

Baa Baa-one!

Whatcha been baa up to?

Baa nothing! Really baaring actually!

And ewe?

We all followed the good shepherd

and went to the Baa movies.

What did you all baa-see?

We saw One flew over the Baa's nest,

the baa life of Baa, and fifty baa-shades of sheep.

Baaeutiful! That's baaking awesome!

No baa-shite! That was my very baa-thought!

Are you going on that cruise to the Middle-east?

No baaking way! And ewe?

Baaking hell no! They eat baa!

Doesn't baa thinking about it!

Look at the baa-time! I must go baa-grazing.

Must go Baaton.

Baa to you too Baa-one.

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Ha ha Andrew. You've baarking lost the plot. All I could think of was Little Baa Peep and Baathsheba Everdene, the heroine of Far From The Madding Crowd. Oh and Baa humbug. Yep, I like the last one. Never been a sheep myself. You know in Far From the Madding Crowd hundreds of them fell over a cliff top, driven by a rogue sheep dog. I have never forgotten that sight. Look where you took me :)

Chris

[andrew mitchell]

Sorry Chris, that’s terrible.

[Chris Shaw]

The film was great, it was just the sheep scene that stuck with me. :) Hope all is well.

[kentuck14]

Andrew,
What the Baa a have you been drinking Down Under??!! Alright, I feel a bit sheepish after asking that. A man's got a right to go Baa . . . my!
Tom . . . baaing my way through this shepherdless site.

[Paul Bell]

Okay, this is actually the house of commons at work. Vote for this Baa and leave with a deal.
Don't vote for the Baa and leave without a deal.
Baa the deal and I'm leaving. Baa, baa, Baa.

[Alistair (Ali)]

Haha!...well written Mate!...I live in Wales, so we have a bit of a sheep- thrill thang going on here too...still, I think I mutton be going on too much.
( Just high-fived myself for that..and bloody missed)

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Ali I do like these nonsense writes, they are fun to do. Thanks again.

[Margie F]

What the Baa was this about? ;) Baa Baa Black sheep...Baa humbug...Baalooga...baalloons...baaboons...I'm not sure how much further I could go baa I think I'll stop here.

[andrew mitchell]

It was just a lot of baa nonsense lol. Thanks for all the baa laughter!

[Margie F]

{wink} it's fun to play along

[Robert Trakofler]

HA you made baa d Bunny laugh! This reminds me of the immortal words of Rodrigo dEWEterte... I will flock for the sheeple until my last herd. Very clever write Andrew thanks for the humor :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much bad bunny for the smiles in return.

[john l smith]

very humorous write
I used to be quite inclined toward sheep until we raised a few and I came to realize just how absolutely stupid they are
Although, I guess it wasn't really all that baaa-d an experience

[andrew mitchell]

Yes John they are definitely two grapes short of a bunch as they say. Many thanks for your kind visit.

[emmajoy]

' We all followed the good shepherd - and went to the Baa movies. - What did you all baa-see? - We saw One flew over the Baa's nest, - the baa life of Baa, and fifty baa-shades of sheep.' Haaa!

Soooo funny and full of cleverness, andrew mitchell!! Am I allowed to ask if you had to think as you created or did it just flow cos the idea had come to you?! Such am unusual theme! Love it.

[andrew mitchell]

Hi emma, thank you for your words and much appreciated visit.Its my fav theme sheep poems which just flow to somewhere as a Monty Python type sketch.A bit of mad fun on my part.

[emmajoy]

Mad fun is just what it is: mad and fun.. plus, clever. Love it!

[Patricia Wedel]

dear Andrew... I love Sheep and Lambs... so I would love to travel and see
the countryside filled with Sheep... they give us beautiful Wool to make
sweaters and shawls for warmth.... even a Coat. Also Goats give us milk and cheese.
I live in a Bird Sanctuary. However, I need to live on a Farm where I could have Ducks and Geese,
as well as Chickens and Roosters... and the list goes on. How about Ewe? hugs, Pat

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Pat, I hope you are rebuilding your lives ok too. Animal life reminds me of the movie Babe.:)

[Pete]

clever one andrew. thank Heavens for your wool - three bags full! ... :)

[andrew mitchell]

LMao ".................thanks Pete

[Pete]

one good turn deserves another - you made me laugh this morning friend ... :)

[andrew mitchell]

Surprisingly no one else found it funny so I’m glad you did Pete. Restores my faith in humour!