The Dictionary Police Interview.

This is the BBC reporting

at the Dictionary Police interview.

Dictionary Police, have you apprehended the word culprits?

Yes! We have the words in custody!

We suspected for a long time

these words were suspect.

Yes! They are words of interest

and are assisting us

with our enquires as we speak.

If found guilty the words will get life.

What is life for a word?

A word will last as long as life itself.

We had a sneaking suspicion

the words have been up to no good!

Who are these words?

We are unable to divulge this information

on the words of advice!

But its all conjecture at this stage.

Will the words ever be used again?

We think probably unlikely in this instance.

Next question?

Reviews

[Sami Khalil]

I'm glad they are getting life without hard labour; that will be so harsh and a reminder of olden days.
Judging by your words, you should earn a sentence of lifetime achievements.
Dates will be announced later in Hollywood

[andrew mitchell]

They could get the paper guillotine Sami lol. Thanks Sami.

[Sami Khalil]

Hehehe. And critical acclaim in the neverland
Lol

[emmajoygreen]

You clever man- this is not only a wonderful use of words (ha ho) but it has wit and that is a rare gift these days. That in fact, could be your very precious and unique genre, sir. Henceforth one a fortnight!!?

Wishing you a very happy and calm or not (according to requirements) weekend!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you em, could do with a relaxing weekend. Thank you for stopping by and I hope you have one also.

[emmajoygreen]

:) The morning will be busy, but the afternoon and Sunday will be mine... all mine. Weather reasonable, I will be in my garden. Weather bully on the go, will be indoors cooking or,. listening to music by a log fire whilst trying to understand dog, Madame, muttering in her sleep!

[andrew mitchell]

We have two snoodle pups 10 mths Phoebe and Bailee. What is the name of your dog,em? And what music is on the agenda?

[emmajoygreen]

I have Madame, beloved friend of our late Slith(er) who now rushes the heavens!

Music depends on my mood, varies broadly, softly or wildly.. tonight has been relaxing classical..

[emmajoygreen]

Music tonight has been classical - Rodrigo's Concierto de Aranjuez (never sure of the correct spelling, forgive) - is beautiful, emotional -

[andrew mitchell]

From the movie 10

[emmajoygreen]

Was it, I really don't know it from a movie, only as a wonderful piece of classical music. Obviously need to some research: perhaps my homework for the weekend! :)

[andrew mitchell]

Dudley Moore, Bo Derek and Julie Andrew’s starred in it.

[emmajoygreen]

More research to do - will keep me out of mischief!

[emmajoygreen]

I think it was in the British movie called Brassed off... a great movie too, made some time ago but caught it on a late night TV site, Brilliant and heart-warming, tragic in a way, political yet far, far more! Your homework for the weekend!!!

[andrew mitchell]

Yes it was with Tara Fitzgerald I think and Postlewaite, Ewan McGregor

[Chris Shaw]

If found guilty the words will get life. .. so clever Andrew. Great metaphor and you gave me a smile too. Hope all is good with you.

Chris

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Chris, for the smile too. I’m ok just business as usual. Hope you have a good weekend.

[Betty Hermelee]

a very clever spoof on police/detectives and a great metaphor as well, really inventive Andrew...."If dound guilty the words will get life"... and a word does live a lifetime....
Warmly, B

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you very much Betty. I have done many of these BBC interviews just for fun .ive watched so many mystery crime thrillers and court room dramas over the years I’ve got it down pact in my mind lol.

[Betty Hermelee]

It seems so Andrew.. you're a pro! You're very welcome my friend
Warmly, B

[jacob erin-cilberto]

terrific metaphor...so well done and cleverly conceptualized.

i might just come forward and confess.
j.

[andrew mitchell]

As always Jacob your review is encouraging and appreciated. Thank you for stopping by.