The School of Sneeze.

Applicants can now

apply for the art of sneeze.

You will be well versed

in many types where you

will find that special

one that suits you.

Bring a hanky

or a box of tissues.

Sneeze types on offer are

the pepper sneeze, the allergy sneeze,

the loud sneeze, the petite sneeze, the big sneeze

and the repetitive sneezes ranging from

up to three or more

but only up to eight.

Any more and you will be expelled

for showing off.

Please note those who want sleaze

are in the wrong place and

need not apply.

Strictly sneezes only.

Ahchoo to you!

Reviews

[Poetic Beauty]

This is too funny. A school of sneeze not sleaze and don’t apply if that is your cup of tea for it’s only sneeze. This is a light hearted great write to put a smile on people faces and maybe even a chuckle or three. Well done with the creativity and humor added in

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you very much Poetic Beauty for giving me a smile too.

[Poetic Beauty]

I’m glad I was able to give you a smile as well. Sometimes we need more lighthearted pieces

[Pete]

god bless you's and gazuntites optional.

[andrew mitchell]

lol……….. thanks Pete

[Pete]

I was laughing so hard as I read this. thanks for keeping me smiling.

[Stella Armour]

i would like to enrol for the allergy . repetitive sneeze please , and i can do nosebleeds too after about 5 sneezes !

[andrew mitchell]

Yes I'm a chronic allergy sufferer Stella

[Stella Armour]

You have my sympathy :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Stella 🙂