Well if it ain’t Robert Burns!

Aye! Who are you?
I’m Robert Burns!
Not thee Robert Burns?
Aye! That Robert Burns.
The car tyre that runs
over people killing them,
causing havoc and disruption
on the desert highway.
I’m in that horror movie called Rubber!
Wanna go for a Burn?
Err! You go first!
No! After you. I’ll give
you a head start.

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ah you antipodean scoundral! How dare you denegrate the great man for the sake of humour. Creative as ever though and glad I never watched the movie/film/flick!

[andrew mitchell]

Lol yes I am glad I never watched the film too for I read a short article on Robert and I thought how stupid is that. Ridiculous! Anyway I like the real Robert Burns, I have my copy. Thanks for reading John and for the smile.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Yes I think I would have become tyred of it quickly!

[andrew mitchell]

Hahahahaha

[jacob erin-cilberto]

sorry...i'll stick to reading my book of Rubber poetry!

[andrew mitchell]

Hi Jacob, I cannot believe they made a movie about a car tyre called Robert causing havoc in the California desert. I still remember Christine the car. Hence a silly write.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

maybe Robert and Christine were related...