It’s all talk in the valley of tombstones.

It was all talk
at tombstone alley.
Excuse me Sir! Yes you!
Can you please remove
these dead flowers
off my tombstone. Thanks.

Hey bro! Can you read
my memorandum on my tombstone
it’s been awhile! I can’t remember. Ta!

Hey mister! Can you come over here?
I need some help with my headstone,
I feel I’m leaning over. Thanks Mr.

Hi matey! Yes you laddie!
Can you please remove the lichen moss
off my headstone? It’s rather itchy thanks.

Hello there! Yes you!
What year is it man?
I’m new but seems like ages.

Hi there you fine gentleman!
Come over here please.
Do I still look good in grey?

Would someone please
remove these leaves off me!

Who said it was all
quiet at cemetery park,
not your average tombstone
gathering!

Hey you yes you!
I’ve saved a plot for you
right next to me.

Reviews

[Aurora]

Sepulchral humor at par with the Addams' Family. Hello from the other side, indeed.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Aurora

[Stella Armour]

loved this, i really like personification especially when it is humourous :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Stella😀

[Pete]

Lol. love the title. this is terrific andrew. so much for 'rest in peace'. imagine if that's what it's really like? i hope that plot isn't being saved for me. great stuff. you really are too much! ... :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Pete. Yes imagine if this was the situation lol.

[Pete]

still Lol ...