Treading on egg shells!

It was meant to be

the silly season

but no one was laughing anymore.

All smiles were straightened out,

erased by political correctness;

putting the terse in verse

the joke was stripped 

back to its yolk,

put back inside the egg

and returned to the chicken.

With her bags packed

she crossed the road

for the last time

leaving a world behind

that wasn't funny anymore.

This left rooster all alone

to his own devices

and so...

what do you get

when you put

two roosters together?

Well! You don't get any eggs

for starters!

Reviews

[kentuck14]

This chicken won't come home to roost! Enjoyed the way you put the egg back in the chicken!
T

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Kentucky I thought you might like the chicken because of your name;)

[Einstein Noodle]

where is our Lenny Bruce when we most need him? ... i couldn't agree more with your commentary my friend ... couldn't agree more
E.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Gene, its a sad world!

[Patricia Wedel]

Why did the Chicken cross the Road ?
Because she had a Bag full of eggs ready to hatch...
and wanted to find a place where Politicians were
not needed or heeded. It will all sort itself out this coming Easter
when Baskets will have Jelly Beans but no Eggs in Congress.

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks for your words Pat.

[John the Baptist]

Actually, what you get is one hell of a cockfight.

[andrew mitchell]

Indeed John I didn't think of that!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

no eggs, and a not so friendly rivalry...
c**k a doodle DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
j.

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thanks J. Just a bit of fun!