There's a lot of rude in nude.

Based around Barleygirl's exposure to a lot of members recently! Touche!:)

There's a lot of rude in nude

for example is Richard

really a dick and 

what about Regina,

just a pseudonym for

the real thing, Vagina!

Just to clarify

will the private personal parts

please stand up and step forward.

Hello DICK glad you could make it

or should I call you Richard?

And what about you Reg

or should I expose your cover

to reveal your true identity, VAGINA!

Hey you two! Don't run away teats

or are you just treats?

It doesn't matter I'll call you tits

like all the others do!

One last thing!

Is there any particular reason

why you two are two abreast?

Just wondering...

Its all confusing my boss is David

and he's a dick too!

Yes! There's a lot of rude in nudes!

No wonder the cover ups!

And there's no button in belly either

and yet here we are Belly button.

How's that fluff collection going?

Reviews

[Pete]

there certainly is. (head shaking back and forth) you're too much! talk about 'in-you-end-oh'. very clever and creative andrew - you're the one who's not afraid to come out with what many of us think but are afraid to say. unexpected but true-to-life. bravo (i think) ... :)

[Einstein Noodle]

i kind of like nude Andrew :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
they are two abreast for two hands sir!
and belly does have a button ... its the giggle button :))))))))))))))))))
your frank language .. call a tit a tit ... or tit for tat maybe :)))))))))))))))
nice fun poking fun ... especially for all the Dicks :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
E.

[barleygirl]

Upon first opening up my "read-request" folder this morning, I saw this title & clicked immediately. I did not know it would be "for me" & my multiple member mashup lately! *wink! wink!* Your tongue-in-cheek riff reminds me of how Madonna took the "shock" factor as far as anyone had, back in the day. Ever since, pop stars (Miley Cyrus-now-married comes to mind) have been trying to "OUT-RUDE" the nude by grinding their c***s into the cameras. I love to watch the old farts who have never needed to shed clothing to convince us of their musical talent! Thanks for making me smile & reminisce back to when wearing clothing had a certain mystique! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i remember when they couldn't show the belly button on tv...I dream of Jeanie.....
and i am reminded of "To Tell the Truth" will the real blah blah blah please stand up....
j.

[Cassie]

Brilliantly written and funny too

[andrew mitchell]

Hi Cassie thank you I hope you and your family are well.

[Cassie]

Yes we are doing very well thank you for asking

[andrew mitchell]

Good on you Mum!