The Easter island chronicles.

The statues of stone arrived

at Easter island

in huge numbers

to meet Jesus,

but  the island

was the wrong Easter.

Not moved they were

on finding out,

and looked out to sea

in the hope that God

would grant them

a miracle to leave the island -

and go back home.

Centuries later they are

still waiting... and  more waiting.

Meanwhile, a monolith falls

on its face.

Another calls out:

Are you okay Bob?

Bob! You're on your face.

Bob! Speak to me!

Shut it! I've got a headache.