That story book should be revised.

The book of Heaven

was based on a book

of misinformation

just ask Noah

who took on two termites

that ate the boat

that sunk in a pool

surrounded by two sharks, two piranhas

and two poisonous jellyfish.

Luckily, they had only two life buoys

on board which the hippos

managed to squeeze through

and only then

swam to safety.

Meanwhile, in today's news

Pope slaps woman's hand

in anger because she believes,

and God is not happy.

The Pope will be summoned

to appear so expect his death

to be soon if not imminent,

any day now.

Another slap on the Catholic Church!

Maybe, the Pope needs a slap too,

he talks a lot of bollocks!

I wonder ,

has God ever been happy?

I shall ask him,

should be easy now 

after using my new

GPS tracker on Holy figures.

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So much truth written here, Andrew!

I am an avid sceptic of your aforementioned book that at times I believe that if one believes the incredulous stories it contains, one must also believe in the works of Tolkien. They are both in the fantasy realm as far as I am concerned.

And as for the Pope? His true colours were there for all to see. It was quite disturbing that he appeared to shake only the hands of children and neglected the adults. A real slap in the face for faith that was.

Another fine write. I hope you are enjoying the New Year safe from the fires.

[andrew mitchell]

Hi Doodley thank you for stopping by and for your kind words. Yes I agree totally. And I am somewhat shocked by the bushfire events, very very sad. We should be putting money into our system looking after our own who are now possibly homeless, and not giving $400 million to Papua New Guinea and up to $200 million to Indonesia on a regular basis. Not one of these countries has offered to help or give monetary relief, not one!

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I agree, Andrew. Its the trouble with our government. Too concerned with appeasing the leftist views of other countries and not doing enough for the people at home who really need it.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

in future, GPS tracker may be the only way to find heaven.
God, there is so much hypocrisy....

your poem is both humorous and unsettling...and all those little altar boys reflecting...wish their priests had been on that ark when it sunk.
j.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for your words Jacob.