In the reproduction of c**k a doodle do!

She lay in the hay

he gave her a neigh

I kid you not,

and that's no goat

in the animal house

of reproduction.

But that's not the real story

a little red rooster strolls

in madam hen's parlour to shout

" Will a c**k do!"

" Will a c**k do!"

Much to the hen's disgust,

he was whisked away,

egg beaten but only lightly.

They didn't know

he had dementia,

but it was three o'clock

in the afternoon ,

and what he was

trying to say was

C**k a doodle do!

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[John the Baptist]

I have tried in the past to give women a neigh, but often they said nay.