The alto ego.

When you’re doing
it tough you can
always rely on
the alto ego,
no experience necessary,
opportunities not required
and very egotistical.
If that doesn’t
quite make the grade
try the auto ego,
knowledgeable on cars,
has all the drive and
will get you there
especially in top gear.
If you’re
feeling spiritual ,
a little bit preachy
try the altar ego,
just that little
bit extra having
a belief, and four
Bloody Mary’s,
totally professional
and confessional.
Ego it’s not a
dirty word
in the naked sense,
but it gets
the deed done,
some call it a job.
Give your alto ego
a try today and
gamble responsibly.

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

I had an alto ego...but always sung it off key.

j.

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha Thanks J just having a Monty Python mad sketch of a write.