Street talk.

Excuse me Madam! What does the word Gen-i-ta-li-a mean to you?

Well! Its a secret code meaning a " general tidy up".

I see! Can you elaborate any further?

Well I always thought it meant  "gently over here",

You know down there!

Yes I see your point you are making.

And you Sir! What does genitalia mean to you?

It means  " gentle Talia, don't be so ruff!"

Of course, years ago I did meet a girl, Jen from Italia.

I see how extraordinary!

And you Miss?

I'm not miss! I'm a prostitute named P***y Galore!

It means " Don't touch what you can't afford!"

Oh hoe! How expensive!

And what about you Sir! What does genitalia mean to you?

Look here sonny Jim! We're all walking, running, jumping

genitalia. That's all we are with a head stuck on top of it.

Oh! Tell me more!

Well! All we do is think sex, sex, sex!

We're a lot of talking heads stuck on genitals

like a stamp stuck on an envelope with legs and arms swaying everywhere.

Walking, talking genitals we are!

Okay you can stop right there! 

And you lady! Where are you from?

I'm from the country, boy.

What is genitalia too you?

It means the good, the bad, and the ugly!

Just a lot of cowboys banging

through saloon doors shooting up the place.

That's all it is! A real western!

Wow! That's incredible.

And what about you Mrs...?

Actually, I'm not married. I'm a spinster, you know!

Oh! So what is genitalia to you?

Is it a country?

Well you are are pretty close!

Is it a county?

You are nearly there. Have another go?

Is it a .....

Let's stop there!

And that's it for street talk folks.