Possession of words.

At the road block
I was pulled over
by police and asked.
Have I had any words lately?
I said. A few
I blew in the word meter
until he said stop.
I blew over the limit
by over ten words.
I was charged for
possession of words.
Sentencing is next week.

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

very clever, the English teacher and grammar nerd in me both liked this one a bunch.

That is what you get for having the muse as a passenger in your car. She distracts your driving and causes
you to get pulled over.
j.

[andrew mitchell]

You nailed it J. Lol yes arguing in the car or a conversation is just as bad as talking on a mobile phone, both could cause accidents or speeding and or veering to one side of the road. Thanks for the smile J.