Biblical Tourette’s syndrome.

Christ!
When I heard the news.
I cried Bloody Mary!
The baby was supposed
to be a girl not a boy,
bats in the belfry,
not animals in the manger,
three drunks
not three wise men.
Bloody Hell!
Now we have some
male orientated Biblical book
for dummies circulating.
Anyway that’s what
I heard on the grapevine,
and I’ll have you know
there are two
vine leaves still missing.
Adam! Eve! I said don’t
pick the vine leaves,
eat the grapes
for God’s sake!
Anyway, the vodka
and tomato juice
goes down quite nicely.

Reviews

[Mimic]

you know this is all over the place but feels all together and is rather comforting.
10/10