It’s all in a can, man!

Generally speaking
what ever man dreams
will eventually come true
having spoken to Dr. Who.
Just arriving from the future
is the future in a can.
Yes! This can does it all.
Spray on intelligence,
spray on common sense,
spray on good looks,
spray on youth,
a spray to attract a love interest,
just to name a few.

It’s the wonder spray!
Don’t like someone
spray em and watch
them disappear.
Yep! Can remove
Presidents from office
and troublesome countries.

If your partner is
not feeling romantic
and is too tired,
select the two option
twin pack that
can change their behaviour
or removes them entirely.

Anyway, there it is
the future in a can
but don’t get too close
or I’ll give you a spray!

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Ha! You are on a roll with this way of thinking. Similar in thought to the poem about words being threatening. Now you have come up with a can of spray that can do everything:) I like the idea of a spray to attract a love interest. That is a sure winner. Cuts out all the hard work :)) Another business opportunity for the future :))

Chris