Many a lovers
have laid upon me
in their naked glory.
I have been bounced,
jumped on, played on
and slept on.
I have been wrapped
in cotton and satin.
I’m fed up now
being a mattress
in a honeymoon suite.
Just leave me alone,
I’m bruised and
I’ve lost my spring.
Ha-ha! Reminds me of a childhood joke--Confucius says, "Woman who spring on innerspring this spring, have offspring next spring." Oh, that's silly and not very applicable. Sorry. Thinking about it, I hope Mr. Tired Mattress doesn't end up beneath Joe Bob's oil-leaking pickup.
Posted 4 Years Ago
4 Years Ago
Haha lol thanks for the smile I like it, I’ve heard of a lot of things but not that one Samuel . J.. read moreHaha lol thanks for the smile I like it, I’ve heard of a lot of things but not that one Samuel . Just a mad wacky write where the spring squeaks !:)
This is a reasonable request that just highlights the need for good union representation!
Thank the dear lord that one mattress finally spoke up
Posted 4 Years Ago
4 Years Ago
Haha thanks for the laugh, just my wacky humour. I had to take our mattress to the dump and you shou.. read moreHaha thanks for the laugh, just my wacky humour. I had to take our mattress to the dump and you should have seen them all such disrepair. And it made me wonder Dave. Lol
A Waterbed is very soothing or a Dip in the Ocean...
A Mermaid might sit on a Rock and Roll with the Waves...
Sunshine smiles are on their way. Be Brave. gently, Pat
Strindberg said.
" When I come home and sit at my writing table, then I live.... I live, and I live in manifold fashion of all human beings. I depict; I am glad with the glad, wicked with the wicked,.. more..