You bet your weetbix!

I met this girl.
I politely remarked.
You look like a cornflake.
She replied. What bran are you?
I said. I’m all bran.
How’s your Weetbix?
She replied. Mind your own Weeties.
I replied. That’s no way to speak to Sultana bran.
She said. You’re a Frootloop.
I said. I’ll place you across my knee
and spank your Vita Brits.
She replied. Not if you want
your coco pops crushed.
It was then
I realised
we were both
cereal offenders.

Reviews

[Lisasview]

Hysterical and just what I needed after hours and hours working on my poems..Just submitted two new ones. Not at all funny, I'm afraid!!
Loved it..still laughing Andrew..
Lisa

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks for the smile Lisa, just some mad kookiness. I will pop over to investigate your works I’m sure it will be better quality.

[Lisasview]

Now now now please do not say that.. Who knows you may not like what I write.. Have you read anything that I have written? I am new to submitting and love this adventure..Such fun..
Lisa

[andrew mitchell]

I have read your earlier works and you write so well as you do with water colours.

[Lisasview]

Oh dear, sorry..I thought so but was not sure..
My two new ones are quite different with a rather seductive tone to them..

[andrew mitchell]

I look forward to reading them.

[Ken Simm.]

Thats the way to get your roughage Andrew.

[andrew mitchell]

Haha thank you Ken

[M. J. Smith]

😆 Too cool for words! Lol!
Loved it. Cereal offenders! Such banter. You'd never hear that around our shopping malls. Well written, Sir.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you MJ

[Dave Brown]

As Pat said, the cream came to the top on this
Great play on cereal events
A box in time

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Dave

[KAREN]

Love this humorous poem! Made me laugh!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you dear poet.

[KAREN]

You're welcome!

[Patricia Wedel]

Now that is a Smashing Review of a Broadway Play on Cereal Offenders.
The Blueberries and Raspberries were lovely together and the Cream came to the Top... That's Show Biz. gently, Pat

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Pat and enjoy your breakfast.

[KATHY SUE SILLS]

Laughing out loud! Andrew, now I will dream about cereal tonight! Love it!

[andrew mitchell]

LOL thank you dear poet for your delightful visit.🙂

[KATHY SUE SILLS]

My pleasure, my new friend!