Just another slap in the face

And the award goes to
another slap in the face
and the weak laws of justice
that go with it.
Would you like
to say any words?
I would like to thank
my behaviour and
my hand for executing
a fine delivery,
thanks hand,
you never let me down.
Also like to thank
the inaction
of the Academy
for not removing me,
for if it was anyone
else of no importance
you be the judge,
what would happen.
Stay tuned for the sequel
How to slap world wide
and get away with it.

Reviews

[Ted Kniffen]

Much like the rest of the world there is no distinguishing truth from fiction. Unfortunately our fearless leaders seem determined to give us another slap in the face. We await with bated breath.

Good one Andrew.

[Patricia Wedel]

I fell out of our Truck and slipped on the Runningboard and slapped my own Face in the Paved Driveway. The Bruises on my forehead and face hurt my Vanity. I can forgive myself, but Never Forget…. Love your Poem.. a Classic!! I think Chris Rock was wrong since he knew Will’s Wife had a Condition where She lost her Hair and Will was Wrong for assaulting anyone… ever. Amen

[Lisasview]

I am waiting anxiously for the sequel...perhaps another slap in the face?
You have such an interesting way of expressing your feelings..
One must take the time to read between the lines..
Love it...thanks hand you never let down...
Lisa

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Lisa, just my humour and the personification of all things I like to bring about with wry satire. Lol

[Lisasview]

Rather enjoyable as much of what is written by other poets is rather depressing... Well, I too have a tendency to write sad things..
Lisa

[Donna]

Some say it was real and some say it was fake. I think if it was real, then why wasn't he kicked out or arrested? The whole things doesn't make sense to me! I like how you wrote this. Thanks for sharing!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Donna. I think it was real.