A soul catchment

Is your soul
giving you
the run around?

Is your soul
still undecided?
Well, for a
brief time only
the light at the
end of the tunnel
will be switched on.

For general enquires
and all God’s prayers
please email:
God@care of heaven. com. universe

For all other enquires
and wicked times
please send your emails to
The Devil himself@ devil gates drive. com. underworld

Please be patient
we are experiencing
busy times at the moment
but we will get in touch
with you shortly.

In the meantime
please fill out
the questionnaire
on where you
would like your soul
to retire locally
or beyond the black hole,
and remember the light
at the end
of the tunnel
won’t last forever.

And now we have
a song from Suzi Quattro
Devil gates drive,
and she ain’t
dead yet folks.
Take it away Suzi.

Reviews

[Temperance]

Hahaha! What a great way to start the day but with a nice hardy chuckle! I suppose, in a way, we have a choice on where we will end up. Follow God's way and for sure you'll end up in Heaven but, follow the Devil, and some might say have a great time, and definitely live the luxury life of steam saunas, debauchery and constant heat. It is nice that we do have choices. Fun read, Andrew! Thank you for sharing your talent!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks temperance

[Temperance]

You’re welcome

[Lisasview]

Good morning Andrew,
Boy do you have a gift for comedy!!
Your hysterical...I mean this in a good way.. Take it away Suzi... that last line was so perfect.
Your thought of filling out forms..Gods and the Devils..you have such a "crazy" mind...again in a good way..
The mere thought of my soul giving me the run around... I just reread your poem for the third time...Loved it even more..
Great to be my first read this morning, Just read it to Bob, my husband and we both had a good laugh..
Lisa

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Lisa and Bob for the smile as well as your kind review. We all must share the same humour because no one else reviewed it lol. I was beginning to worry but you came to the rescue.

[Lisasview]

You have made me laugh again...
What is wrong with people.. Humour is so very important in life..
Lisa, working on cleaning umps poetry...

[andrew mitchell]

Shrugging shoulders here!