Well well well what do we have here

Well, howdy doodie!
Is this your first time
to America?
Yes, it is sheriff.
I knew it cos
you ain’t carrying a gun.
Do you wanna see mine?
It’s a real deal semi automatic
killing machine. Yes Siree!
See them simple folk
going about their
own business
crossing the road?
Well I’m gonna shoot em.
Because I can.
Bang bang bang!
Now you folk
have a great time ye hear!
And watch out for stray bullets.