The origins of fig jam

Eve!
Yes!
Where have all
the figs leaves gone?
I'm making fig jam, Adam.
Oh! Nice buns by the way.
You must go nude more often.
Thanks I know
I'm figjam,
God told me.
Figjam?
Yes! It stands for
f**k I'm good just ask me.


This was edited out
from the now bible
and can be found in
the director's uncut version.

Reviews

[Patricia Wedel]

Reminds me of a poem someone wrote ... "Eve was a Woman... how she could dance... She wore a Fig dress just like Adams pants, Adam was a Shy Man... he hid his Face to the Wall... for he knew in Autumn... the Leaves began to Fall". And so it goes.

[andrew mitchell]

Haha thanks for sharing your words Pat.

[andrew mitchell]

Lovely work