Excuse me, mathematically speaking!

Excuse me, mathematically speaking!

A Poem by andrew mitchell

The problem with Pythagoras
he had an angle for everything?
Yes! He was rather three sided.

And Sir Issac Newton?
Oh! A calculating fellow
and so earthly.
Must have been a Virgo!
Everything just gravitated
towards him.

Did you ever meet
Albert Einstein?
No! He was always
away on matters
that concerned him.
Relatively speaking?
Of course!

So what’s the chance
of us meeting again?
Oh! Probably two to one.
Do you wanna bet?
I’ll just check
the odds on this one.
Who are you going to ask?
Oh! Probably Carl Sagan
he’s got universal connections.
I see.
You got this down pact!
Yes mass pie squared!

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© 2022 andrew mitchell


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Ha Andrew! This is so drole. Do you know I can still recite Pythagoras all these years after having it drummed in as a 12 year old :) Like what you have done here. Creates a smile. Got to be good :)

Chris

Posted 3 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

1 Year Ago

Belated thank you Chris

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