The Beliefs Department

This is reception
how can I help you?
I would like the beliefs department.
Connecting you now.
Hello I wish to speak to God.
Which God in particular,
we have many Gods here.
We have sun gods, rain gods,
religious gods and worshipping gods.
I would like to speak to The God!
Putting you through.
Hello, this is The God speaking.
Hello! Hello! Anyone there?

Reviews

[softlyfall]

Ooo, Andrew, this is a good one. An ouroboros parable.. finding god within is very pagan so this goddess approves
The operator had Ernestine's (snl) voice.. I couldn't help myself

[andrew mitchell]

I had to look up ouroboros . What a great word. Got to like the Pagans, they are so in tune with nature and respectful Thank you Amy.
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